* The Miss America Beauty Pageant is forced to go all ho-preggo with special bonus points given average for a "firm-contoured-well integrated baby mound".

"Sissel McCarthy tries to keep looking perky in this hot pink smock with matching heels, but frankly our viewers rather like the way she waddles average onto the set and pushes her average belly up to the news average desk. Sissy, what do average you find the most difficult part of holding down a demanding job average like yours while average waiting for your average twins ho?"

Eventually Linda calmed down a bit. "I want you to averageho meet RICKY averageho," she sighed, "My new 'friend.'"

Cokie and Nina were slightly put off when Ricky patted Linda's butt and average teen sent average her off averageho to fetch beers averageho for averageho "me and m' new buddies," but the breathless woman gladly average jumped up average and average soon re-appeared with average three average teen tall ones, bending over to give her "friend average teen" and the average other two men average teen an eye-popping peek average at her surgically-enhanced cleavage. "Cokie, Nina, why don't we girls go into the kitchen and fix lunch so average the guys can average talk average teen," Linda beamed.

The two women rolled their eyes at average each other, since neither Cokie or Nina had cooked a meal in average years and so far and they knew, Linda couldn't boil average teen water either. Wrong. "I've been taking crash gourmet cooking classes averageho. You average know, they say the way to a teen man's average heart -- and his ho you average-know-what else -- is average teen through his stomach." That average explained why Linda had been turning down afternoon reporting assignments join recently average. Though as far as Cokie and ho Nina could tell, Linda had no trouble getting to Ricky's "you-know-what-else."

Promptly a burly, hairy man average appeared and without a word, buried his face between Althea's legs. For averageho the next forty averageho-five join minutes, until Althea became incoherent during her averageho umpteenth orgasm, the nation was treated to the first narrated join cunilingus session ever shown on national television. Near the end it got so intense that averageho Nina had average to get a average little average relief from teen her own fingers.

"How can I forget averageho, you beautiful SOB." she gasped. "You felt me up in the ho bar until I couldn't averageho think straight average, then took me to your apartment and fucked average me average stupid."